INDIA UPDATE

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PAK PM CRISIS RESOLVED AFTER CHIEF JUSTICE RESUMES MEDICATION


After hurling out the existing PM and crushing the aspirations of a series of potential successors, Pakistan Supreme Court Chief Justice Iftikhar Chaudhri’s condition stabilised today, and he is no longer smashing furniture. Insiders reveal that he agreed to resume medication in response to entreaties from a secret Swiss delegation, which implored him not to damage relations between the two nations any further. Justice Chaudhuri has been upset because many Pakistani politicians have shown a preference for Swiss banks over Pakistani banks.

In related news, the freshly anointed PM announced his intention to shift his office to Dubai. “With the Taliban, ISI and Chief Justice all after him,” said a spokesman, “Pakistan is no place for the PM.”

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One comment on “PAK PM CRISIS RESOLVED AFTER CHIEF JUSTICE RESUMES MEDICATION

  1. virus
    June 24, 2012

    typical indian mentality, bogus and fabricated lies

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