Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
This hat is an exact replica of the solar toupees worn by administrators of the British Raj, except that it is made by native fingers from native bamboo. The local tribals make these hats and present them to visiting dignitaries, because insofar as they are concerned, they are still living under British rule. The bow and arrow are for defense against seekers of government benefits.