INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

ASK UNCLE


 

Respected Uncle-Sir,

How much butter is enough?

Venky, Madurai

 

Beloved Venky,

It all depends on to who you are applying it to. Senior people usually require large quantities. You can also differentiate your offering based on the kind of butter you use, such as :

Hand-churned Butter : Churning it yourself adds the personal touch.

Holy Butter : This is butter produced by a particularly holy cow.

Imported Butter : This shows you have access to foreign cows.

Whatever you chose, its probably best to keep a small drum handy at all times. You never know when a requirement may arise.

With many blessings, Uncle

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One comment on “ASK UNCLE

  1. meowpurrs
    August 23, 2012

    Holy cow! :)

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