ASK UNCLE

 

Dear Uncle,

I love this girl, but her father wants to kill me. What should I do?

Ranjeet, Jaipur

 

Dear Ranjeet,

In order for me to help you, you must provide me full information. Is the girl of a different caste? In that case, her father may be justified. Is she of the same sub-caste? In this case, also, the police are likely to take a sympathetic view. In either case, it is probably best for both of you to convert to Islam and shift to Moradabad. Historically, this has been a tried and tested method for solving caste-related problems.

In case he just dislikes you, that’s a different case. Then I am afraid there is nothing I can suggest, except maybe try to improve your personality. Sometimes you can avoid death this way.

Your Loving Uncle

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