INDIA UPDATE
Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
MOTHER OF THREE SLAYS ASTROLOGER
In a sensational sex scandal that has rocked the nation’s news channels, Manjeet Khurana, mother of three, slew her astrologer early this morning.
“I had the hots for my husband’s business partner,” confessed the murderess. “This astrologer promised his Domination Bracelet would bend my lover to my will. It was either that, or Calvin Klein’s Obsession, and this was cheaper. But it failed to work, and instead, the partner ran away with my husband’s money.”
On being asked why she took this extreme step, Mrs Khurana was very clear. “I heard that as per a recent court ruling, compensation for death will be determined by father’s income level. The astrologer’s father passed away in 1992. So I am assuming there will be no charge.”
