INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

KNOW YOUR LAWS : Rules for Licensing and Controlling Places of Amusement (other than Cinemas), 1960


Under this law, it is illegal for more than ten couples to dance together on the same dance floor. Gay couples don’t count, as they’re already facing life imprisonment or the death penalty, whichever comes sooner, under Article 377.  The law goes on to state that ‘if there is any crowding, the same must be reduced.’ So next time you see someone dragging people off the dance floor, remember, it could be part of the fight against crime. On the whole, you’re probably safer dancing at home, provided you don’t drink after midnight.

 

Material for further study. The test is on Monday.

http://www.mid-day.com/news/2012/jun/140612-mumbai-Cops-are-misusing-dance-floor-clause.htm

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3 comments on “KNOW YOUR LAWS : Rules for Licensing and Controlling Places of Amusement (other than Cinemas), 1960

  1. longytv
    July 7, 2012

    Henceforth, I shall keep the count of people dancing in my vicinity.

  2. n
    September 18, 2012

    A friend & I went out dancing; while I was looking at the Big Dipper, he dropped
    me. He asked to go out again, but never picked me up. What’s a good wine?

    • shovonc
      September 18, 2012

      I was going to say don’t come wining to me, but that’s just rude.

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