INDIA UPDATE
Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
TV CHANNEL SHUTS DOWN AFTER ANCHOR’S HEAD EXPLODES
Times Now temporarily shut down for what they termed ‘routine maintenance’, after lead anchor Arnab Goswami’s head exploded last night around 9.30 pm.
“He had started going to Anger Management classes, but the instructor had a nervous breakdown,” said a weeping colleague. “Even otherwise, he had been swelling up dangerously of late, so we were fearing the worst.”
Doctors at the All India Institute of Medical Sciences were confident that they would be able to re-assemble Goswami’s head using Fevikwik. Inside sources revealed that Times Now is actively seeking a temporary replacement, and that front runners include Salman Khan, the Incredible Hulk, and Mel Gibson.
ha ha ha
If only this was not satire but actually true.
I spend a lot of time fantasising about things like this. I should see a competent mental health professional.
I would say these are completely normal fantasies. It is those who don’t have such fantasies, who need to see a mental health professional. Keep it up!
Hilarious!
Hi Jessy! Thanks. I work on the principle that if you keep firing, you’re bound to hit eventually. Keep writing. It’s what keeps us civilised.
Fevikwik does not work when things are hot