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MIDDLE CLASS BLAMES CHIDAMBARAN FOR INABILITY TO FIND BACKSIDE IN DARK


Formerly disgraced minister P. Chidambaran has opened a Pandora’s box, after he blamed the middle class for complaining about inflation.

“Mr. Chidambaran says we shouldn’t complain, since we can afford mineral water and ice cream,” said home-maker Shalini of Jhunjhunu. “But I tried feeding my family mineral water and ice-cream for three days, and now Pintoo has a sore throat. Besides, who is he to criticize? I can do his job much better than him. If someone stole thousands of crores from my ministry, do you think I wouldn’t notice?”

Man-in-the-street Abdur Rehman was equally vehement, although in a hurry.

“Look at all those ‘Most Wanted’ lists he kept sending Interpol,” said Mr. Rehman. “The people listed in them were either dead, or already in jail, or living in Bhindi Bazaar. I was hoping my mother-in-law would feature, but fortune did not favour me. Now kindly excuse me as I have to rush, otherwise my ice-cream will melt.”

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One comment on “MIDDLE CLASS BLAMES CHIDAMBARAN FOR INABILITY TO FIND BACKSIDE IN DARK

  1. Cecila Castronovo
    August 22, 2012

    Mineral water is great for the health because it can provide trace minerals for the body. `;”.,

    Kind thanks http://www.foodsupplementdigest.com/evening-primrose-oil-benefits/

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