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ARINDAM CHAUDHURI’S TAILOR TO BE SHOT AT SUNRISE


Noted management guru and business school tycoon Arindam Chaudhuri received a shock today after the Supreme Court sentenced his tailor to death for ‘crimes against humanity’.

“This man cannot be allowed to live a moment longer,” said the judge. “The consequences could be disastrous.”

The accused has achieved lasting fame by becoming the first man in history to be sentenced to death by both the Supreme Court and a military tribunal. The tribunal found him guilty of ‘impersonating a military uniform’, ‘demoralising junior officers’, and ‘contravening the Geneva Convention’. The tailor is currently absconding. A massive manhunt is in progress. Police have procured a search warrant for Professor Chaudhuri’s Bentley.

According to reliable sources, both courts have rejected last minute appeals for clemency, as well a offers of free laptops.

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13 comments on “ARINDAM CHAUDHURI’S TAILOR TO BE SHOT AT SUNRISE

  1. longytv
    July 12, 2012

    Arindam’s hairstylist, Opthamologist and dentist should be shot too. They are clearly not doing their job well.

    • shovonc
      July 12, 2012

      Wow! You’re bloodthirsty. Not that I don’t sympathise. Thanks for reading.

      • longytv
        July 13, 2012

        Don’t blame me. Your post woke up the demon inside me…:) Enjoying reading your blog. Keep up the good job!

      • longytv
        July 14, 2012

        I used to think Arindam Chaudhary was an ugly looking woman. It was much later that I realised that he was actually a man.

  2. Ash
    July 12, 2012

    Instead of shooting so many people, why not shoot Mr Chaudhari himself?

  3. manprit shergill
    July 12, 2012

    what the hell with the laptops… it’s just a brief..!!

  4. shahnazj
    July 13, 2012

    OH MY EYES, MY EYES!

    • shovonc
      July 14, 2012

      India Update apologises for making you look.

  5. Nishank
    July 15, 2012

    Hahaha .. ‘Crimes against humanity’ – Classic!

  6. Ghazala Hossain
    July 15, 2012

    LOL< this kind of chilled me up :)

  7. Sabyasachi Patra
    July 16, 2012

    This is great entertainment. How on earth someone noticed the dress sense or lack of it, dig up a photo and create a post. Wow! creative. Stress buster post. :)

    PS: In India, it should be hanged onto death instead of shot. I think shooting was only in the british era.

    • shovonc
      July 27, 2012

      Thanks. The photo deserves most of the credit.

  8. surindernath
    August 7, 2012

    Flippancy at its best and naughtiest !!!

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