Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
“This man cannot be allowed to live a moment longer,” said the judge. “The consequences could be disastrous.”
The accused has achieved lasting fame by becoming the first man in history to be sentenced to death by both the Supreme Court and a military tribunal. The tribunal found him guilty of ‘impersonating a military uniform’, ‘demoralising junior officers’, and ‘contravening the Geneva Convention’. The tailor is currently absconding. A massive manhunt is in progress. Police have procured a search warrant for Professor Chaudhuri’s Bentley.
According to reliable sources, both courts have rejected last minute appeals for clemency, as well a offers of free laptops.