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ARINDAM CHAUDHURI’S TAILOR TO BE SHOT AT SUNRISE
Noted management guru and business school tycoon Arindam Chaudhuri received a shock today after the Supreme Court sentenced his tailor to death for ‘crimes against humanity’.
“This man cannot be allowed to live a moment longer,” said the judge. “The consequences could be disastrous.”
The accused has achieved lasting fame by becoming the first man in history to be sentenced to death by both the Supreme Court and a military tribunal. The tribunal found him guilty of ‘impersonating a military uniform’, ‘demoralising junior officers’, and ‘contravening the Geneva Convention’. The tailor is currently absconding. A massive manhunt is in progress. Police have procured a search warrant for Professor Chaudhuri’s Bentley.
According to reliable sources, both courts have rejected last minute appeals for clemency, as well a offers of free laptops.
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Arindam’s hairstylist, Opthamologist and dentist should be shot too. They are clearly not doing their job well.
Wow! You’re bloodthirsty. Not that I don’t sympathise. Thanks for reading.
Don’t blame me. Your post woke up the demon inside me…:) Enjoying reading your blog. Keep up the good job!
I used to think Arindam Chaudhary was an ugly looking woman. It was much later that I realised that he was actually a man.
Instead of shooting so many people, why not shoot Mr Chaudhari himself?
what the hell with the laptops… it’s just a brief..!!
OH MY EYES, MY EYES!
India Update apologises for making you look.
Hahaha .. ‘Crimes against humanity’ – Classic!
LOL< this kind of chilled me up 🙂
This is great entertainment. How on earth someone noticed the dress sense or lack of it, dig up a photo and create a post. Wow! creative. Stress buster post. 🙂
PS: In India, it should be hanged onto death instead of shot. I think shooting was only in the british era.
Thanks. The photo deserves most of the credit.
Flippancy at its best and naughtiest !!!