INDIA UPDATE
Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
NATION REJOICES AFTER CHIDAMBARAN RESUMES AS FINANCE MINISTER
Sonia Gandhi’s pet dog, Nation, was observed to be in high spirits, after the elevation of formerly disgraced former Finance Minister P.A. Chidambaran to the position of Finance Minister.
“He’s been asking for extra pizza,” said Royal Dog Handler Renuka Chowdhury, “And he doesn’t bark so much when you say ‘Maoist!’”
Ministerial sources denied that Chidambaran planned to visit Nation this afternoon with gifts of mineral water and ice-cream.
“That would be tantamount to political suicide,” said his PA. “Nation prefers gelato.”
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Haha. Shocked me when I heard the news last night. Now the PM and the new FM can screw the nation together
Ha ha! That dog is actually smiling!?! Love it
I like Pee See Chew Mum’s above photo. I hope he(or should I say it) visits his vet regularly. Why he is not wearing anything?