Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
“He’s been asking for extra pizza,” said Royal Dog Handler Renuka Chowdhury, “And he doesn’t bark so much when you say ‘Maoist!’”
Ministerial sources denied that Chidambaran planned to visit Nation this afternoon with gifts of mineral water and ice-cream.
“That would be tantamount to political suicide,” said his PA. “Nation prefers gelato.”