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NATION REJOICES AFTER CHIDAMBARAN RESUMES AS FINANCE MINISTER


Sonia Gandhi’s pet dog, Nation, was observed to be in high spirits, after the elevation of formerly disgraced former Finance Minister P.A. Chidambaran to the position of Finance Minister.

“He’s been asking for extra pizza,” said Royal Dog Handler Renuka Chowdhury, “And he doesn’t bark so much when you say ‘Maoist!’”

Ministerial sources denied that Chidambaran planned to visit Nation this afternoon with gifts of mineral water and ice-cream.

“That would be tantamount to political suicide,” said his PA. “Nation prefers gelato.”

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6 comments on “NATION REJOICES AFTER CHIDAMBARAN RESUMES AS FINANCE MINISTER

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  2. nevinpowers7
    August 1, 2012

    Haha. Shocked me when I heard the news last night. Now the PM and the new FM can screw the nation together

  3. goddessofglitter
    August 7, 2012

    Ha ha! That dog is actually smiling!?! Love it

  4. surindernath
    August 12, 2012

    I like Pee See Chew Mum’s above photo. I hope he(or should I say it) visits his vet regularly. Why he is not wearing anything?

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    May 9, 2014

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    • shovonc
      May 29, 2014

      Thanks, that’s very kind of you. You can also find me on Newslaundry, and at BLink, from the Hindu Business Line. Sometimes I’m funny.

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