INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

ASK UNCLE


 

Dear Uncle,

Nobody in our office wants to bell the cat. What should we do?

Shekhar, Chennai

 

Dear Shekhar,

First, you need to creep up on the cat with chloroform. Reach out gently and cover its nose. Be careful of dosage. Remember, you have to bell the cat, not eliminate it. Once the cat is unconscious, fix the bell to its collar. Your promotion is practically guaranteed.

Regards, Uncle

 

 

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10 comments on “ASK UNCLE

  1. cosmicwhistleblower
    July 27, 2012

    Very witty…. you’re a great writer, man. You have the true comedic spirit. Keep it up. On a similar note…this song comes to mind… about company get-togethers…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzfcRx0Os_M

  2. Saru (@SaruSinghal)
    August 1, 2012

    Now that’s called moving with the time and knowing what, how and when to do things, I agree with the comment above, very witty indeed!

  3. Mandira
    August 2, 2012

    Make the owner of the cat Schrodinger. Either it is belled or it is not. You can never really know. So it doesnt matter…

    • shovonc
      August 5, 2012

      Uncle accepts that this too is a valid solution. But he did not know how to spell Schrodinger.

    • shovonc
      August 7, 2012

      That’s a good idea. But I don’t know enough about physics. Or cats.

  4. Vaishali Jain
    August 15, 2012

    You have a nice touch of humor to your words. Keep it going! :)

  5. panchali
    August 16, 2012

    LOL…I do not know much about Physics and Schrodinger’s cat. But, reality teaches us that a severely pissed off cat MIGHT react offensively…so a quantum state of probability remains…hahaha…

  6. facelikeafryingpan
    August 21, 2012

    I’m glad you visited my blog! It helped me find you!!

  7. ZinalBhadra
    October 9, 2012

    haha… You are funny…glad u visited my blog. and i could land here

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