Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
Like the Indo-Greek school of sculpture which has produced so many Buddhas, hats too can represent a synthesis of east and west. This Bamboo Continental is typically worn at a rakish angle, and signifies a unique fusion of Continental style and Indian labour. Ideal for princelings at traditional European prep schools, or radical interpretations of Shakespeare.