INDIA UPDATE
Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
TWITTER TO BAN ALL FAKE PRIME MINISTERS, INCLUDING MANMOHAN SINGH
In a move warmly welcomed by Vladimir Putin, Twitter has announced that it will be blocking all fake PM accounts.
“Several people hv requested us 2 reconsider the ban on Manmohan Singh, citing television appearances,” said a source at Twitter, “But we’re nt taking any chances. As Jurassic Park has shown, there is no limit 2 what u can achieve wd special effects.”
The news has evoked mixed reactions. Revolutionary socialite Brinda Karat emerged briefly from her mansion to congratulate Twitter. The Chinese government is sending a study group to better understand what they termed ‘democracy with Chinese characteristics’. The Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Semi-Mythical Creatures has issued a strongly worded protest.
“Just because he doesn’t read anything doesn’t mean he doesn’t exist,” said the protest, “We should not give up like this. Some of these creatures are very shy. Sometimes you have to use food to lure them out. At other times, you have to use Angelina Jolie. The question of whether he actually exists or not can only be settled after a thorough investigation, conducted by professionals.”
superb…….
This is sharp!
Thanks. I can never tell.
hahaha…Too good !!
Very witty,you gave me a nice dose of humor.
How about a scare-crow, proxy Prime Minister ? Banned or canned ?
Good one…
Manmohan Singh. The poor chap is heavily misunderstood. Come on guys, we all know within our hearts that he is a decent politician. I guess, he is like “Aladin’s Lamp in the wrong hands”.
But humor is humor.. I like your “Brinda Karat emerged briefly from her mansion” bit in all your posts. Hahahahahaaa… All communists are a little “kaam se gaya” (screwing my head). hahahahaaaa….