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TWITTER TO BAN ALL FAKE PRIME MINISTERS, INCLUDING MANMOHAN SINGH


In a move warmly welcomed by Vladimir Putin, Twitter has announced that it will be blocking all fake PM accounts.

“Several people hv requested us 2 reconsider the ban on Manmohan Singh, citing television appearances,” said a source at Twitter, “But we’re nt taking any chances. As Jurassic Park has shown, there is no limit 2 what u can achieve wd special effects.”

The news has evoked mixed reactions. Revolutionary socialite Brinda Karat emerged briefly from her mansion to congratulate Twitter. The Chinese government is sending a study group to better understand what they termed ‘democracy with Chinese characteristics’. The Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Semi-Mythical Creatures has issued a strongly worded protest.

“Just because he doesn’t read anything doesn’t mean he doesn’t exist,” said the protest, “We should not give up like this. Some of these creatures are very shy. Sometimes you have to use food to lure them out. At other times, you have to use Angelina Jolie. The question of whether he actually exists or not can only be settled after a thorough investigation, conducted by professionals.”

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10 comments on “TWITTER TO BAN ALL FAKE PRIME MINISTERS, INCLUDING MANMOHAN SINGH

  1. magiceye
    August 22, 2012

    :)) lol good one!!

  2. girish
    August 22, 2012

    superb…….

  3. longytv
    August 23, 2012

    This is sharp!

  4. panchali
    August 23, 2012

    hahaha…Too good !!

  5. enidhi
    August 24, 2012

    :) nice

  6. inducares
    August 25, 2012

    Very witty,you gave me a nice dose of humor.

  7. surindernath
    August 26, 2012

    How about a scare-crow, proxy Prime Minister ? Banned or canned ?

  8. RAJKRISHNAN NAIR
    August 30, 2012

    Good one…

  9. zubin
    October 10, 2012

    Manmohan Singh. The poor chap is heavily misunderstood. Come on guys, we all know within our hearts that he is a decent politician. I guess, he is like “Aladin’s Lamp in the wrong hands”.

    But humor is humor.. I like your “Brinda Karat emerged briefly from her mansion” bit in all your posts. Hahahahahaaa… All communists are a little “kaam se gaya” (screwing my head). hahahahaaaa….

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