INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

Ask Uncle


Dear Uncle,

Nowadays I am unable to lift Pinky. Can you suggest any solution?

Regards, Rocky, Chandigarh

 

Dear Rocky,

You could go to the gym more. Or she could eat less. Alternately, she could go to the gym more, and you could switch positions. Don’t be misled by gender bias. At a more philosophical level, you have to ask yourself, do I really need to lift Pinky? In the first flush of your marriage, it may have been pleasurable. But now health is also a factor.

In case you are not married, I urge you to stop lifting her immediately. She sounds like a healthy girl. Her parents are probably the hefty type.

Love, Uncle

 

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3 comments on “Ask Uncle

  1. walkerjay
    October 6, 2012

    Pramanik?

  2. shovonc
    October 6, 2012

    Your memory is better than mine. More likely Verma or Khurana. Pinky’s probably having too much butter chicken.

  3. ZinalBhadra
    October 9, 2012

    haha

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