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NATIONAL ANTHEM TO BE REVISED TO INCLUDE SPAGHETTI


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In news welcomed by food lovers, the government announced today that the national anthem will be revised to include a reference to spaghetti. In order to preserve authenticity, the revision will be conducted by a genuine descendant of the poet Rabindranath Tagore.

“Didi has given me permission,” said Poltu Tagore, of Barasat. “She said that this is a cultural gesture, and no Muslims are involved, only spaghetti. So there is no harm.”

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4 comments on “NATIONAL ANTHEM TO BE REVISED TO INCLUDE SPAGHETTI

  1. neelkanth
    February 2, 2013

    May be some day the National Anthem undergoes further changes/ additions.

  2. Barb Drummond
    February 2, 2013

    As long as it is vegetarian it should not cause offence, which makes it an improvement on most national anthems.

  3. butimbeautiful
    February 8, 2013

    I think ours should have spaghetti in it too, I’ll have a word with someone.

  4. nshji
    February 19, 2013

    yes, pasta, wines , scam and money everything

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