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‘DARE TO THINK BEYOND FREE SPEECH’, SAYS MANAGEMENT GURU



arindam chaudhari

In news that we cannot mock, as per the law, legendary management school IIPM has changed its slogan from ‘Dare to think beyond IIMs’ to ‘Dare to think beyond free speech.’ This was shortly after their successful legal action, which has led to the blocking of 77 URLs containing articles which dared to criticize IIPM, including notices issued by the University Grants Commission

“UGC can supervise,” said Professor Arindam Chaudhuri, whose tailor was recently executed for ‘crimes against humanity. “But they cannot criticize. Otherwise they are not letting me discover the diamond in me. For the other websites, I have no sympathy. A reputed institution like IIPM should not be maligned by notorious evildoers such as the Economic Times and the Wall Street Journal. I would urge other victims to take similar steps. They should not be allowed to spread misinformation. We are already doing that. Too much misinformation will unnecessarily confuse the public.”

In related news, the Indian Poultry Farmers’ Association has sued Professor Chaudhuri for malpractice, after faithfully following the advice in his bestseller, ‘Count your chickens before they hatch’.

“It doesn’t seem to be working,” said a spokesperson of IPFA.

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8 comments on “‘DARE TO THINK BEYOND FREE SPEECH’, SAYS MANAGEMENT GURU

  1. desi Traveler
    February 16, 2013

    The guys lives in time warp., wears hand me downs from circus clowns.sues people in Silchar come on gimme me a break!

  2. Sushil Pandit
    February 16, 2013

    Phoney Heads and their Phoney Tales

  3. Shitij Bagga
    February 16, 2013

    Wow, what a clown. Should be called embarrassment guru instead of management guru. And who the hell calls him a management guru anyway?

  4. Pingback: An IIPM Student’s Perspective « Vishal Mehra & Co.

  5. Vishal Mehra
    February 18, 2013

    haha! have linked your post to in my blog as well.

  6. butimbeautiful
    February 19, 2013

    exackly!

  7. moderndayruth
    February 20, 2013

    “whose tailor was recently executed for ‘crimes against humanity.” LMAO!!! (coffe on the screen & all that jazz!!! :D )

  8. yarnspinnerr
    February 26, 2013

    A practical lesson in management :-)

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