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AJIT PAWAR TO PERSONALLY IRRIGATE MAHARASHTRA


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In news that has been welcomed by supporters of organic farming, Maharashtra Deputy Prime Minister Ajit Pawar has announced that he will be touring drought-affected regions of Maharashtra, in order to irrigate them personally.

“Due to the fact that I have only studied till Class X,” he said, “I have nothing to offer Maharashtra but my bodily fluids.”

According to analysts, Mr Pawar, who had earlier deployed over $14 billion of public money to irrigate Switzerland (‘I was irrigating Switzerland,’), now appears to be focusing on his home state.

A mood of cautious optimism prevails in the drought affected areas. “Since he drinks a lot, we are hoping he can also pee a lot,” said farmer Govardhan Deshmukh of Sholapur.

Further excitement has been generated by rumours that he may be joined on his irrigation tour by his uncle, Agriculture Minister Sharad Pawar, despite ill-health (‘Swiss economy collapses..’). A special chair has been procured to help him in his efforts.

“We are hoping he can provide all of us with fertilizer,” said Mr Deshmukh.

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13 comments on “AJIT PAWAR TO PERSONALLY IRRIGATE MAHARASHTRA

  1. neelkanth
    April 8, 2013

    Nice one. I have rated it as Excellent.

  2. Desi Traveler
    April 8, 2013

    Bang….on target…. yes he is full of fertilizer, actually he is full of stuff fertilizer is made of….

  3. proy7
    April 8, 2013

    Classic. You reckon mature manure would help?

  4. purbaray
    April 8, 2013

    Hahahaha…Rumour has it that NCP is planning to relaunch itself as NCPee.

  5. R R Rao
    April 8, 2013

    MAHARASHTRA will be drought free. NCP MEMBERS to adopt the same method in other states.

  6. sudiptapikuroy
    April 8, 2013

    Pee-Cee will be announcing waiver of income tax for all donors!

  7. My Say
    April 8, 2013

    hahaha!! I wish ur article could be translated to Pawar both the uncle and the nephew in Marathi or Hindi .. verbatim …
    Shovon Da do u even write for fakingnews.com ?? If not ,u should !! their guys will get to learn the art !!
    made my day !! :D

  8. Arun Prasath
    April 8, 2013

    Nice! :)

  9. matheikal
    April 9, 2013

    Brilliant satire.

  10. Purnendu Singh
    April 9, 2013

    Well written. But I do not understand whether Pawar deserves this or Maharashtra deserved Pawar

  11. cifarshayar
    April 10, 2013

    If he get success in Maharashtra than he must visit other parts of nation

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  13. moderndayruth
    April 15, 2013

    Excellent satire!

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