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WARREN BUFFET HIRES SONIA GANDHI’S SON-IN-LAW


In news that has relieved lovers of money everywhere, legendary investment guru Warren Buffet has announced that the search for his successor is finally over. New Delhi-based entrepreneur Robert Vadra, son-in-law of Indian Supremo Sonia Gandhi, will soon be taking over as head of Berkshire Hathaway.

“Despite an extremely rigorous gym schedule, this extraordinary young man has become a billionaire in just four years,” said the Sage of Omaha. “Not only did he convince real estate giant DLF to give him an entire suburb of Delhi at throwaway prices, he also got them to lend him the money, interest free. My sources inform me that he is also acquiring two or three other Indian states, but he’s too modest to talk about these things.”

Members of Sonia Gandhi’s domestic staff have welcomed the move.

“I kiss his boots on a regular basis,” said Law Minister Salman Khurshid, “It’s amazing how smooth he keeps the leather.”

“He’s extremely dynamic,” said baggage-handler Manish Tewari. “When I carry his bags at the airport, I can barely keep up. And it’s not just because he doesn’t have to go through security.”

DLF has rubbished allegations of corruption, and maintains that all dealings have been completely transparent.

“We did everything very openly,” said a spokesperson for DLF. “There is no question of favouritism. We are committed to providing the same benefits to anyone who marries Priyanka Gandhi.”

Others have also earmarked Vadra for international glory.

“Let me just get through this election,” said US President Barack Obama. “If I win, I’m going to use this man’s help to revive the US economy.”

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76 comments on “WARREN BUFFET HIRES SONIA GANDHI’S SON-IN-LAW

  1. Amit
    October 12, 2012

    why is the opposition and IAC members not questioning as to how and why the entire cabinet and congress members is defending this man who is just an ordinary citizen like anyone else (legally speaking). all of them are pouring their hearts out to prove him innocent – defending the undefendable and in the process making a fool of themselves.
    the funny part is that non of those who should give clarifications are anywhere to be seen………….!!!
    Amazing India………! well also Incredible India!

    • Damodar Dani
      October 14, 2012

      All the ministers and congress leaders have all the rights to defend Jamai Raja,as they are the paid MUNIM/Bhand of Gandhi household and aware of all their transactions- further strongly believes that Boss can never do any wrong.

  2. Kapil Gupta
    October 12, 2012

    Amit, why are you asking IAC or for that matter anybody else to question. They will do what they deep fit for themselves, you can agree or disagree with them. Kejriwal was just another citizen. Do what ever you can to have your voice heard, typing comment here is one, may be writing blog, or may be another activist?

  3. Ned's Blog
    October 12, 2012

    I’m guessing Romney is kicking himself for not choosing Vadra as his running mate. You know, to secure the Latino vote. That way, Romney wouldn’t have to spend so much on self-tanning cream. Vadra IS Mexican, right? Not that it matters …

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  5. KALYAN MAJUMDAR
    October 13, 2012

    RV ,The Sin In Law errrrrrrrrrrr Son i Law of the Royal Family is untouchable and always above board.How dare anyone question their acts—————/////
    MANGO MEN OF THE BANANA REPUBLIC has no business to ———Reforms being brought by Italian errrrrrrIndian Natioanal Congress——Everything Her highness and her cronies do is SACROSANCT.

  6. gordonjacobs2004
    October 14, 2012

    If all that is being reported about This man is true, I believe that The Govt of India and its various depts must go into the accounts both in India and overseas of his entire family, which includes his wife, his brothers and sisters ifany, his brother in law, his mother in law and other suspected people.Its a shame. of course the Govt of today will make all efforts to defend him and his family.
    Great job to the IAC team and the political supports who fight corruption.

  7. TK Pradhan
    October 16, 2012

    Shovon, how about a write up on Ramdev Baba’s comment on how Kejriwal saved Rober(t) from getting murdered by exposing his scam!!

  8. Abhay B Sangoi
    October 17, 2012

    Really good if Warren Buffet hires Vadera. This kind of ‘BRAIN DRAIN’ is good for India.

  9. Progressive Action NH
    October 24, 2012

    Reblogged this on Progressive Action New Hampshire and commented:
    Oh how wonderful! There’s nothing that thrills us Americans more than seeing talentless heirs ad heiresses rise to prominence due to their god given right to do so. Bravo! We’re so glad to Warren Buffet and Obama openly step up to the plate as well!

  10. Issar
    November 2, 2012

    Can any body reply as to how Robert Vadera son in law of Sonia Gandhi is free for check up at Air ports in India. as it reveals from media,It is great Arvind Kejariwal is come out few important facts .

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  15. hcparekh
    May 22, 2014

    Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

    In 1937 , Walt Disney produced ( in 2D / Black & White ) , a film ,

    “ Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs “

    Around the World , this fairy tale became immensely popular , among children and adults , alike

    Closer at home , in 2014 , Narendra Modi crafted a colorful and 3D holographic film, titled ,

    “ Sonia and the Thirty-Nine Dwarfs “

    [ - also known as Congress Working Committee ]

    This became hugely popular in villages and towns of India

    And parents started teaching their tiny tots , a brand new nursery rhyme ,

    “ Madam – Baba sat on a throne

    Madam – Baba had a great fall

    All the Congress yes-men

    And all the UPA dwarfs

    Could not put Madam and Baba

    Together again “

    But surprise of surprise !

    For the Nth time , the yes-men were singing , in unison ,

    “ No !

    No , we won’t accept your resignations “

    Among those 39 dwarfs , sat a puppet , who had earlier called Narendra Modi , “ Impotent “

    Little realizing that he would himself , be playing that role when election dust settles !

    Never before in the history of India , have so few inflicted so much misery on so many – and for so long !

    It is high time the dwarfs fade away from our collective memory !

    * hemen Parekh ( 21 May 2014 / Mumbai )

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