INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

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Depressed by state of country? Children causing problems? Use SleepGood Bed-o-Nails. After sleeping on this, everything will seem wonderful. Electric model also available.

January 19, 2013 · 4 Comments

India Classifieds


Struggling in business? Wife getting annoyed? Get yourself a chick from Golden Egg Chicken Farm. Minimum investment. Maximum return. Speaks fluent Italian. Wrong people kindly excuse.

October 23, 2012 · 11 Comments

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Why leave your slippers in the hands of God? Enjoy complete peace of mind in temples with Slip-O-Lock. 100% Swiss Technology. Please remember to remove before throwing at politicians.

September 28, 2012 · 4 Comments

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Do you feel uncontrollable rage? Are neighbours giving you nervous looks? Enjoy 100% relief at Dr Nambiar’s Psycho Clinic. Serving the nation since 1966.

September 4, 2012 · 2 Comments

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Buy two Jacuzzi, get one bathing beauty free! Only at Bathroom Sensationz, Raja Garden. Offer valid till stocks last.

July 12, 2012 · Leave a comment

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Nataraj Balcony Rescue Service. Narrow lanes please excuse.

June 21, 2012 · Leave a comment

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Will the person who last saw this cow please contact the owner? Answers to the name of Basanti.

June 17, 2012 · 1 Comment

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