Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
Depressed by state of country? Children causing problems? Use SleepGood Bed-o-Nails. After sleeping on this, everything will seem wonderful. Electric model also available.
Struggling in business? Wife getting annoyed? Get yourself a chick from Golden Egg Chicken Farm. Minimum investment. Maximum return. Speaks fluent Italian. Wrong people kindly excuse.
Why leave your slippers in the hands of God? Enjoy complete peace of mind in temples with Slip-O-Lock. 100% Swiss Technology. Please remember to remove before throwing at politicians.
Do you feel uncontrollable rage? Are neighbours giving you nervous looks? Enjoy 100% relief at Dr Nambiar’s Psycho Clinic. Serving the nation since 1966.
Buy two Jacuzzi, get one bathing beauty free! Only at Bathroom Sensationz, Raja Garden. Offer valid till stocks last.
Nataraj Balcony Rescue Service. Narrow lanes please excuse.