INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

Pome of the Day


BULLDOZING   Hey! Ho! The judge ride in. Boom! The house go down. He press the clutch With gentle touch Reverse for one more round Arrest that Patkar! Gaikwad too! … Continue reading

May 10, 2013 · 3 Comments

Pome of the Day


Stitching I stitch myself together I use the needle well It hurts, I scream I hide the seams So nobody can tell

March 22, 2013 · 4 Comments

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Pande’s Request Big sir, can we stop now? My hands are paining very much. I understand your meaning We should have the common touch But so much touch is bad … Continue reading

January 1, 2013 · 6 Comments

Pome of the Day


Man of Glass    Upper class, man of glass Totally transparent Easily, see through me It’s all quite apparent.   A gives money Straight to B There’s nothing to hide. … Continue reading

October 12, 2012 · 8 Comments

Pome of the Day


MAMA’S PIZZA Come to Mama’s Pizza shop Pizza very nice Drool at all the things on top But never ask the price You can come and stand outside And smell … Continue reading

September 18, 2012 · 23 Comments

Pome of the Day


Life Hey! Wait! No! Damn! Shit! Really? Over.

August 29, 2012 · 3 Comments

Pome of the Day


Big Red Flashie Light  Mama, can we get the car A big, red, flashie light? Flish! Flash! The light will go Such a pretty sight If police are on the … Continue reading

August 11, 2012 · 4 Comments

POME OF THE DAY


Tomorrow never dies in Delhi I want it tomorrow I said He agreed Two weeks later I yell, I beg, I plead He’s shocked, and full of sympathy And conscious … Continue reading

July 16, 2012 · 6 Comments

POME OF THE DAY


Middle Men In between The beginning and the end Are lots of men Who know the men Behind them

July 6, 2012 · Leave a comment

POME OF THE DAY


 The Grumblies of the No-No (translated from the Sukumar Roy) The Grumblies of the No-No Frown upon the ho ho Say anything funny, they go “Ho ho? No no! No … Continue reading

July 1, 2012 · 2 Comments

POME OF THE DAY


A pome for Mahi Nobody can kill me Nobody at all Not the goons who roam the streets Not the men behind the walls Not the men who dig the … Continue reading

June 25, 2012 · 1 Comment

POME OF THE DAY*


A pome for Shaan The Oberoi has water But little Shaan does not The government is helpless The tankers leak a lot. They leak to Mrs Verma They leak to … Continue reading

June 21, 2012 · Leave a comment

POME OF THE DAY*


What could be sillier Than the view from Antillia? *The India Update team will be writing pomes daily, except when he’s on holiday

June 17, 2012 · 1 Comment

POME OF THE DAY


Uncle’s Invention (translated from the Sukumar Roy) Chandidas’s uncle made a really weird machine The local people cheered, it was the best they’d ever seen. When he was very small, … Continue reading

June 17, 2012 · Leave a comment

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