Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.


Dear Uncle,

Is it OK to eat lasagna with my hands?

Bunty, Amritsar.


Dear Bunty,

Most certainly it is. But you have to maintain a certain decorum while doing so. Sit in front of a large plate of lasagna. Call your servant. Ask him to cut the big chunk of lasagna into small pieces.

Pick them up one by one. Make sure your pinky sticks out.


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One comment on “ASK UNCLE

  1. Nikhil
    June 28, 2013

    Be sure to say grace before the first morsel. “Thank you lord, for Sonia Gandhi and her Italian invasion.”

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