INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

CBI APOLOGISES FOR FILING CHARGES AFTER THIRTY ONE YEARS


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A CBI spokesperson apologised for filing charges in the ammonia case after thirty one years. “We had successfully prevented any action for three decades, but all our efforts were undone by certain misguided junior elements. Four of the accused have thankfully passed away, but three still survive, placing us in the unfortunate position of persecuting the elderly. Stringent measures are being adopted to prevent a recurrence of such misdeeds.”

CBI sources confirmed that an internal investigation is being launched, results of which are expected within twenty five years.

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This entry was posted on June 18, 2012 by in BREAKING NEWS!!, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , .

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