Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.


Dear Uncle,

I was planning to pursue further studies in Australia, but my tout ran away. What should I do?


Raman, Coimbatore



Dear Raman,

It all depends on whether you can swim. If you can, New Zealand is a good option. They are currently facing a problem whereby the number of sheep is exceeding the number of people, and the sheep are getting restless. Consequently, their immigration policy is very liberal. If you look at Google Maps, you will see that the distance between Australia and New Zealand is very little. So go to New Zealand and just swim across. Visa regulations may require you to swim back occasionally.

Regards, Uncle

One comment on “ASK UNCLE

  1. moderndayruth
    January 11, 2013

    Oy, dear… Funny, but not really 😦 Our kids often have to ask similar questions 😦

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