Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.


Home-maker Jusleen of Govindpuri has filed a case against up-and-coming godman Swami Govardhan, citing ‘non-performance of services.’

“My husband was very overworked, and I asked a friend to suggest me,” said Jusleen. “She said, why don’t you check out this guru, he has some action going on. But the reality turned out to be very different. He would just sit there with his eyes closed. At first, I thought he was fantasising, but he was thinking about god, it seems. Why would I give him my husband’s hard-earned money to sit and think about god? I am highly dissatisfied.”

In related news, the Godmen’s Association of Northern India announced that it was de-recognising Swami Govardhan with immediate effect, due to ‘inability to fill spiritual holes.’


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