INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

KAPIL SIBAL POETRY TO BE COMPULSORY ON INTERNET


Thousands of subscribers surrendered their internet connections after a variety of ministries with overlapping jurisdictions announced simultaneously that henceforth, access to the internet in India would only be allowed after spending at least 30 seconds reading a poem by Kapil Sibal on the landing page. Share values of mobile service providers plummeted across the board.

A spokesman for the poet pooh-poohed fears of mass immigration. “Such fears are baseless,” he said. “Very few countries let us in.”


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