Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.


Thousands of subscribers surrendered their internet connections after a variety of ministries with overlapping jurisdictions announced simultaneously that henceforth, access to the internet in India would only be allowed after spending at least 30 seconds reading a poem by Kapil Sibal on the landing page. Share values of mobile service providers plummeted across the board.

A spokesman for the poet pooh-poohed fears of mass immigration. “Such fears are baseless,” he said. “Very few countries let us in.”

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