INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

MAMATA BANERJEE COLLAPSES AFTER DRINKING RED LABEL TEA


Trinamool Congress supremo Mamata Banerjee suffered convulsions after sipping Brooke Bond Red Label tea at a railway canteen this morning. She started frothing at the mouth during her subsequent interaction with the press, but it was only when she collapsed that people present realised something was amiss, leading to a delay in her receiving medical attention. Ms Banerjee’s condition is now stable. She has vowed terrible revenge on the perpetrators of what she referred to as ‘yet another assassination attempt by naughty people.’

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Information

This entry was posted on June 20, 2012 by in BREAKING NEWS!! and tagged , , , , , , , , .

Most Viewed

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Blog Stats

  • 337,508 hits
%d bloggers like this: