Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
Trinamool Congress supremo Mamata Banerjee suffered convulsions after sipping Brooke Bond Red Label tea at a railway canteen this morning. She started frothing at the mouth during her subsequent interaction with the press, but it was only when she collapsed that people present realised something was amiss, leading to a delay in her receiving medical attention. Ms Banerjee’s condition is now stable. She has vowed terrible revenge on the perpetrators of what she referred to as ‘yet another assassination attempt by naughty people.’