Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
Sachin Tendulkar’s hair issued a press statement today, denying that it was having an affair with the hair of Donald Trump, a celebrated US real-estate tycoon, whose infamous toupee has terrorized many.
“I only met him once at Sharad-uncles house,” said Tendulkar’s hair. “They were way too into each other to notice me. They spent the whole night discussing real estate prices.”
On being asked about his relationship with Rahul Dravid’s hair, Tendulkar’s hair responded with a terse, “No comment.”