INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

SANGMA VOWS TO UPLIFT ALL TRIBALS RELATED TO HIM


Presidential candidate P.A. Sangma reiterated his commitment to the upliftment of India’s 10 million tribals today. “After years of neglect and oppression, 10 million tribals cannot be uplifted simultaneously,” he told our correspondent, “Hence we are progressing alphabetically, starting with my daughter Agatha.”

Much enthused by his statement, tea-stall owner Alice Sangma of Lumsheong is busy packing her bags, getting ready for her trip to Delhi. “Agatha has become a Union Minister. I think she is pretty well established,” she said. “Now it’s my turn.”

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One comment on “SANGMA VOWS TO UPLIFT ALL TRIBALS RELATED TO HIM

  1. Indriyajit Sethi
    June 22, 2012

    in hindi we call this ‘vyang’ for example -http://vyang.in/
    whats the bong word?
    I like that its pithy, sharp…well done, dada 🙂

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