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Dear Uncle,

The other day I heard a public announcement saying that if I am being followed by a suspicious person, I should inform the police.

But what do I do if  I’m being followed by the police?

Yusuf, Baroda


Dear Yusuf,

Try to walk faster. Due to their large stomachs, police men cannot do this. After a while, he will give up and follow someone else. If I were you, I would start thirty minutes of power walking from tomorrow morning. You never know when such a situation could arise.

Love, Uncle

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