Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
According to this law, which is still in force, it is illegal to where a khadi Gandhi cap while in prison. If you find yourself in prison, and feel the urge to wear a Gandhi cap, something completely inorganic like spandex is probably your best bet. Otherwise, you could be branded a troublemaker, and we all know what happens to troublemakers, don’t we?