INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

CALVIN KLEIN TARGETS INDIA, LAUNCHES UNDERWEAR MADE OF MONEY


Recognising the rising importance of the Indian market, Calvin Klein is all set to launch a new range of underwear made entirely out of currency notes. The decision was inspired by a leading family of Maharashtra, with major interests in real estate,agriculture, and cricket, who have been wearing them since 1986. The family will receive substantial royalties, mostly in the form of more underwear.

The product comes with features which make it particularly suited to water-starved India. “The material is such that it will not require further laundering,” said Mr. Klein.

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11 comments on “CALVIN KLEIN TARGETS INDIA, LAUNCHES UNDERWEAR MADE OF MONEY

  1. butimbeautiful
    September 2, 2012

    Hilarious!

  2. butimbeautiful
    September 2, 2012

    Reblogged this on butimbeautiful and commented:
    This blogger is hilariously scathing about the Indian upper class and their conspicuous consumption!

  3. Barb Drummond
    September 3, 2012

    an improvement on Lady Gaga- money doesn’t rot.

  4. Louisa's Writer
    September 3, 2012

    Now that’s……..money!

  5. Let's CUT the Crap!
    September 4, 2012

    “…not require further laundering”, you say. This we must see. Ha ha.

  6. argentumvulgaris
    September 23, 2012

    “…not require further laundering,” I suspect that most Indian money has been well laundered already, when you consider the levels of corruption there.

    A lovely backhander… 🙂

    AV

  7. travtrails
    September 25, 2012

    Indians have already mastered the art of laundering without water…..use money instead

  8. dreamshadow59
    September 29, 2012

    OMG!!! I couldn’t STOP laughing!!!
    Muah!!!
    Sooz

  9. Seyi sandra
    October 2, 2012

    Wow! That’s preposterous, underwear made of money? Wonders shall never end…

  10. neelkanth
    October 9, 2012

    So interesting.

  11. Rhino House
    October 11, 2012

    I laughed so much I ruptured my spleen.

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