Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
After the furore created by pardons issued to a large number of rapists and murderers, President Pratibha Patil is now responding to public opinion. Realising that this is grossly unfair to the few that she did not pardon, President Patil will make amends by personally cooking them a last meal.
On being asked whether she would also be cooking meals for the families of the victims, the President said that she would be fairly busy as ‘Madam will be entertaining a lot.’
“I had suggested that one or two times she might order pizza,” said Her Excellency, “But she is very sensitive about Italian foodstuffs.”