INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

AFTER SECOND FIRE IN THREE DAYS, GOVERNMENT TO BUY SHREDDER.


Mere hours after the second fire in three days in a government building, the government has decided to purchase a shredder, which will shuttle between cities as per requirement.

“This is an inefficient method for disposing of controversial documents,” said a senior official, “We mentioned it to Vladimir Putin and he laughed like a hyena.”

Several Japanese companies have been invited for the open auction, to be held at an undisclosed location, but most have declined, citing fire hazard.

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2 comments on “AFTER SECOND FIRE IN THREE DAYS, GOVERNMENT TO BUY SHREDDER.

  1. Abhishek
    June 26, 2012

    Fires are inevitable if you will keep inflamable articles like right to information in offices.

    • shovonc
      June 27, 2012

      This must be one reason for the kerosene subsidy…

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