INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

UPSET BY PUBLIC CRITICISM, AISHWARYA DIVORCES TREE


Noted cine star Aishwarya Rai has divorced her husband of four years, a tree. They were joined in holy matrimony to ward off evil, but Ms Rai, whose previous admirers include Inspector Clouseau, is dissatisfied with the results. A representative of bharatmatrimoney.com confirmed that they had received the mandate to find a replacement, and were scouting forests across the country. A banyan tree in Tirupati has reportedly been rejected by the actress for being ‘too gnarly.’

Ms Rai’s ex-husband was not available for comment, but his gardener reported that he has been shedding heavily. “He is devastated,” said the gardener. “He never thought he would find someone as wooden as him, and now he has lost her.”

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2 comments on “UPSET BY PUBLIC CRITICISM, AISHWARYA DIVORCES TREE

  1. p r baalu
    December 2, 2012

    aishvarya rai was chosen by abishiek because of their parents cumpulsion not both menatally agreed . after marriage several conflict been happened but it has been not yet settled we do not know reason behind but god knows the reality and it too happened due to political seilfishness

  2. neelkanth
    December 27, 2012

    INTERESTING AND QUITE MEANINGFUL A NARRATIVE.

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