Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
Amritsar tailor Madanmohan Singh was pleasantly surprised to receive a visit from the Pakistani High Commissioner today. Over a cup of tea, the High Commissioner cordially invited him to meet Pakistan President Asif Ali Zardari. He clarified that the earlier invitation to Manmohan Singh was the result of a typo. “The typist is being flogged as we speak,” he added.
Sources inside the High Commission revealed that Singh will be measuring Zardari for a special suit. “He wants to look good in prison,” said the source.