INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

INDIA’S OLYMPIC OFFICIALS ALL SET FOR OLYMPICS


In news that bodes well for India’s Olympic ambitions, its vast team of officials and hangers-on are in an advanced state of preparedness. While a few of the hangers-on are yet to be upgraded to business class, the bulk of the participants pronounced themselves well satisfied with arrangements. Showing a laudable concern for austerity, the government has proposed to send their cooks and personal servants by train.

“We will book the tickets as soon as the Indian Railways server is running again,” said an official of the Indian Olympics Association, “However Air India has also purchased three aircraft, which are being kept on standby, just in case.”

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Information

This entry was posted on July 4, 2012 by in BREAKING NEWS!! and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , .

Most Viewed

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Blog Stats

  • 337,508 hits
%d bloggers like this: