Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
Under this law, it is illegal for more than ten couples to dance together on the same dance floor. Gay couples don’t count, as they’re already facing life imprisonment or the death penalty, whichever comes sooner, under Article 377. The law goes on to state that ‘if there is any crowding, the same must be reduced.’ So next time you see someone dragging people off the dance floor, remember, it could be part of the fight against crime. On the whole, you’re probably safer dancing at home, provided you don’t drink after midnight.
Material for further study. The test is on Monday.