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CRIME SPREE IN TAMIL NADU AFTER RAJA RECEIVES HEROES WELCOME


The state of Tamil Nadu was swept by an unprecedented crime wave after enthusiastic supporters celebrated the release of their hero, A. Raja. Cases of pick-pocketing and purse-snatching, in particular, have risen steeply.

Accused of stealing more money than had previously been thought possible, the light-fingered technocrat has finally received bail, although he has threatened to go back, ‘as some of the garlands were not big enough.’

He is now being followed by large crowds wherever he goes. “We’re trying to find out where he kept the money,” explained a supporter.

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