INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

LUDHIANA RESIDENT SUES NOKIA


Depression in Finland deepened after Ludhiana resident Santokh Singh sued struggling telecom giant Nokia for ‘mental distress’ and ‘feeling of cheatedness.’

Mr. Singh was unwilling to issue a statement as the matter was sub judice. However, his wife, Mrs Singh, revealed all.

“He saved up for months to buy a Nokia phone with an extra large screen,” she said, “As he wanted to find out the identity of the two people who shake hands.”

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