Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
Despite rampaging through bars across the city, none of which were owned by Dawood Ibrahim, Mumbai Police are yet to make any headway in the war against AIDS. According to published statements, senior officers had hoped that by preventing loose women from drinking, they would be able to reduce incidence of the dread disease. Luckily, better sense has prevailed, and a new approach to the problem is being considered.
“It could be because we’re using hockey sticks,” said an officer, “For this type of disease, more sophisticated equipment may be required.”