Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
This hat indicates that the wearer is both respectful of traditional values and sympathetic to gay rights. Here, too, the size of the hat is directly proportionate to the status of the person, which is why our model is struggling a little. Although large and showy, these hats are actually quite flimsy. Readers who are planning to ride motorcycles are advised to wear helmets underneath.
(We’re running out of hats. To prevent tragedy, please send nice pictures to firstname.lastname@example.org)