Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
In a development that triggered fondue parties across Switzerland, the Congress Party has awarded noted ally Sharad Pawar the right to print currency notes. A special government printing press will be kept in the basement of Brabourne Stadium for this purpose. The aforementioned notes will be legal tender in all states and union territories of India, except Andaman and Nicobar islands.
This action was an attempt to sooth hurt feelings, after the tall leader complained about his files and special requests being spurned recently by Maharashtra Chief Minister Prithviraj Chavan.
Noted economists have expressed fleeting concern at the development. “This means that every party with more than ten seats could soon be issuing currency, which could have lead to rampant inflation,” said one. “Luckily, we are already suffering from rampant inflation.”