Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.


In a development that triggered fondue parties across Switzerland, the Congress Party has awarded noted ally Sharad Pawar the right to print currency notes. A special government printing press will be kept in the basement of Brabourne Stadium for this purpose. The aforementioned notes will be legal tender in all states and union territories of India, except Andaman and Nicobar islands.

This action was an attempt to sooth hurt feelings, after the tall leader complained about his files and special requests being spurned recently by Maharashtra Chief Minister Prithviraj Chavan.

Noted economists have expressed fleeting concern at the development. “This means that every party with more than ten seats could soon be issuing currency, which could have lead to rampant inflation,” said one. “Luckily, we are already suffering from rampant inflation.”


  1. longytv
    August 1, 2012

    You Sir! are a genius.

  2. Conan776
    August 5, 2012

    I normally flag your strange barely topical cross-postings to, because I can’t put anything in your blog in any context.

    But tonight I actually find that fact soothing. For all my passion about U.S. politics, there may indeed be stranger things going on elsewhere to which I don’t even pay any notice.

    And yet life goes on without me.

    • shovonc
      August 6, 2012

      I thought some of you might get a laugh from political developments in a galaxy far, far away. My feeling is we’re in what used to be the ‘robber baron’ phase of US history, about which Mark Twain had much to say. Let’s hope we can get out of it. But mostly I just like being stupid. I’ll try not to be too intrusive.

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