Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
Nobody in our office wants to bell the cat. What should we do?
First, you need to creep up on the cat with chloroform. Reach out gently and cover its nose. Be careful of dosage. Remember, you have to bell the cat, not eliminate it. Once the cat is unconscious, fix the bell to its collar. Your promotion is practically guaranteed.