Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
“Within seconds of the biggest power breakdown in world history, the previous Power Minister was promoted to Home Minister,” said a beaming Mr. Moily. “After sending the economy down the toilet, Pranab-da was promoted to President. After misplacing thousands of crores, Chidambaran has been reinstated as Finance Minister. This shows that with the right attitude, the sky is the limit for sincere workers.”
Punters have expressed their doubts about his prospects. “Railway Minister Mukul Roy has to be a front runner, particularly if he can kill enough people by Diwali,” said a spokesperson for the betting mafia, “And after his performance in the UP elections, no one can rule out Rahul Gandhi.”
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