INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

“I WANT TO SCREW UP ENOUGH TO BE PM,” SAYS NEW POWER MINISTER


Freshly anointed Power Minister Veerappa Moily showed commendable enthusiasm for his new job at a press conference held by candlelight yesterday evening.

“Within seconds of the biggest power breakdown in world history, the previous Power Minister was promoted to Home Minister,” said a beaming Mr. Moily. “After sending the economy down the toilet, Pranab-da was promoted to President. After misplacing thousands of crores, Chidambaran has been reinstated as Finance Minister. This shows that with the right attitude, the sky is the limit for sincere workers.”

Punters have expressed their doubts about his prospects. “Railway Minister Mukul Roy has to be a front runner, particularly if he can kill enough people by Diwali,” said a spokesperson for the betting mafia, “And after his performance in the UP elections, no one can rule out Rahul Gandhi.”

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7 comments on ““I WANT TO SCREW UP ENOUGH TO BE PM,” SAYS NEW POWER MINISTER

  1. nevinpowers7
    August 1, 2012

    Veerappa Moily would need to work hard though. There;s competition wherever you looks

  2. Indriyajit Sethi
    August 1, 2012

    Shovon, bugger, didya photoshop this picture? its brilliant 🙂 pls viral it online 🙂

    • shovonc
      August 1, 2012

      It’s a pure, unadulterated news photo. This is exactly how Moily announced he had become minister at a press conference yesterday — in a hall with no lights.

  3. StyleDestino
    August 1, 2012

    cool one

  4. TheSoftware Junction
    August 2, 2012

    LOL too good.

  5. Uma
    August 12, 2012

    Its great to see things from your perspective.. Its funny at the same time honest.

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