INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

DETECTIVE HIRED TO FIND GOVERNMENT


Concerned citizens are in the process of hiring a detective to find the government, which has been absconding since August, 2011.

“We looked all around for clues, but we couldn’t find any,” said one of them. “That’s why we decided to hire a professional.”

Early favourite Sherlock Holmes has dropped out of the race, as he is busy locating missing cast members from the Olympic Opening Ceremony, one of whom was apprehended yesterday in Croydon. NDTV sleuth Arnab Goswami has also declined, citing prior commitment to yelling. Home-maker Purnima Patel’s offer of her mother-in-law has been rejected, despite assurances that ‘she can poke her nose anywhere.’

“We are currently considering Professor Higgs, of Higgs-Boson fame, provided his rate is reasonable,” said a concerned citizen. “If he can find something that small, he can find anything.”

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5 comments on “DETECTIVE HIRED TO FIND GOVERNMENT

  1. Pingback: “I WANT TO SCREW UP ENOUGH TO BE PM,” SAYS NEW POWER MINISTER « INDIA UPDATE

  2. Shitij Bagga
    August 6, 2012

    Reblogged this on Confessions of a Disquisitive Writer and commented:
    A really nice and hilarious blog…

    • shovonc
      August 7, 2012

      Hey, thanks. If anyone sees any signs of government, do let us know. We’re seeking clues.

  3. surindernath
    August 7, 2012

    I am glad, I am not the only ‘flippant, frivolous and fresh getting fresher’ everyday. At least you are there.

    • shovonc
      August 9, 2012

      I’m sure there are many. How can there not be? The evening news is the best comedy show in India. Let’s keep searching.

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