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Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
“I THOUGHT I SAW A MAN IN A TURBAN,” EXPLAINS JAGDISH TYTLER
Congress leader Jagdish Tytler has clarified that he has been the victim of a simple misunderstanding. Mr. Tytler is best known for not having anything to do with the massacre of Sikhs in 1984, although there are rumours that he may have been in the neighbourhood at the time.
More recently, he perplexed observers by encouraging his followers to smash barricades, torch vehicles and attack policemen, during a visit to Odisha, in full view of television cameras. Congress sources have denied that this is because their election strategy in Odisha is ‘setting fire to things and shouting a lot’.
“The lighting was very poor,” said Mr. Tytler, “And for a moment I thought I saw a man in a turban. I got slightly carried away. Such things happen. The police were very understanding, and did not arrest me. After all, it’s not like I was drawing cartoons.”
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Good as always…. But i would be a bit cautious if i were you…. After all there are speculations that after cartoonist it might be comedy writers…
Thanks for the warning. It’s not that I don’t worry. But Mark Twain said, “The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.”
I went to Wiki for more, but hey, Wikiquote today!!!
In jail you don’t, at least, get to know what is happening to your motherland. As one poet said :
Zamane bhar ke gamh ya…..ik tera gamh
yeh gamh hoga toe kitne gamh na honge ! 😀
what would happen if he saw a cartoonist wearing a turban?
I shudder to think!