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Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

“I THOUGHT I SAW A MAN IN A TURBAN,” EXPLAINS JAGDISH TYTLER


Congress leader Jagdish Tytler has clarified that he has been the victim of a simple misunderstanding. Mr. Tytler is best known for not having anything to do with the massacre of Sikhs in 1984, although there are rumours that he may have been in the neighbourhood at the time.

More recently, he perplexed observers by encouraging his followers to smash barricades, torch vehicles and attack policemen, during a visit to Odisha, in full view of television cameras. Congress sources have denied that this is because their election strategy in Odisha is ‘setting fire to things and shouting a lot’.

“The lighting was very poor,” said Mr. Tytler, “And for a moment I thought I saw a man in a turban. I got slightly carried away. Such things happen. The police were very understanding, and did not arrest me. After all, it’s not like I was drawing cartoons.”

This time there were cameras

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6 comments on ““I THOUGHT I SAW A MAN IN A TURBAN,” EXPLAINS JAGDISH TYTLER

  1. RAJKRISHNAN NAIR
    September 15, 2012

    Good as always…. But i would be a bit cautious if i were you…. After all there are speculations that after cartoonist it might be comedy writers…

    • shovonc
      September 17, 2012

      Thanks for the warning. It’s not that I don’t worry. But Mark Twain said, “The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.”

  2. n
    September 15, 2012

    I went to Wiki for more, but hey, Wikiquote today!!!

  3. surindernath
    September 17, 2012

    In jail you don’t, at least, get to know what is happening to your motherland. As one poet said :

    Zamane bhar ke gamh ya…..ik tera gamh

    yeh gamh hoga toe kitne gamh na honge ! 😀

  4. Barb Drummond
    September 17, 2012

    what would happen if he saw a cartoonist wearing a turban?

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