INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

Ask Uncle


 

Dear Uncle,

My neighbour has purchased a Harley-Davidson. I am apprehensive. Can you give any suggestion?

Sashi Kant, Ghaziabad

 

Dear Sashi,

You have forgotten to mention whether your neighbour is married or unmarried. If he is married, then there is no need to worry. Within seven to ten days, the vehicle will disappear. If he is unmarried, then the matter is more complex. Perhaps he is seeking a woman. Do you know any? You should urgently introduce them. He may also be planning to go off on long holidays. In that case, you should borrow his household appliances.

I prefer to see such things in a positive light. He sounds like a large-hearted fellow. Perhaps he will give you his car.

Love, Uncle

 

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