Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.
“It is true that there has been a lot of internet activity originating from Pakistan,” said the Pakistan government, “This was because Foreign Minister Heena Rabbani Khar had heard about a flash sale on Gucci. She was visiting a variety of sites to compare prices.”
In related news, upcoming hatemonger Raj Thackeray has announced that he will be leading a protest march to Paris. “It was either that, or swim to Karachi,” said a party member, “Unfortunately, Raj-Sir cannot swim.”