INDIA UPDATE

Many physicists today postulate the existence of multiple universes, even when sober. We used to live in a world of infinite possibilities. Now we live in an infinite number of worlds. India shines. Democracy thrives. The economy booms. A hundred flyovers bloom. This is not that India. If you see your picture here one day, don’t worry. That’s not you.

PAKISTAN BLAMES GUCCI


In a development that has terrified the handbag industry, the Pakistan government has blamed Gucci for the misunderstanding regarding cyber attacks on India.

“It is true that there has been a lot of internet activity originating from Pakistan,” said the Pakistan government, “This was because Foreign Minister Heena Rabbani Khar had heard about a flash sale on Gucci. She was visiting a variety of sites to compare prices.”

In related news, upcoming hatemonger Raj Thackeray has announced that he will be leading a protest march to Paris. “It was either that, or swim to Karachi,” said a party member, “Unfortunately, Raj-Sir cannot swim.”

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2 comments on “PAKISTAN BLAMES GUCCI

  1. Saru (@SaruSinghal)
    August 22, 2012

    LOL…Poor Gal, an innocent shopper’s adventure caused us much distress…

  2. ZinalBhadra
    October 9, 2012

    lol 😉

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