INDIA UPDATE

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INDIAN NAVY TO BOMB WASHINGTON


In a move that could fatally hamper US-Italy relations, the Indian Navy is being despatched to Washington. The decision was taken after an article appeared in the Washington Post, describing Prime Minister Manmohan Singh as a doddering old crock who is kind to kleptomaniacs, and displays a compulsive need to clean Italian footwear. (Article dissing MMS)

Gun control laws in Washington have been further relaxed, to enable citizens to defend themselves. Actor Clint Eastwood and his chair are reportedly on their way to join the effort. The US Coast Guard has been placed on high alert, as has Angelina Jolie.

The Indian Navy is confident of success. The ten-year old repair efforts on the thirty-year old aircraft carrier Admiral Gorshkov, provided by Russia in exchange for vodka, will now be accelerated.

“The people of Washington will know our wrath,” said an Indian Navy spokesperson, “Just as soon as we can get her afloat.”

 

Article explaining how upset the government is.

Letter explaining how upset the government is.

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14 comments on “INDIAN NAVY TO BOMB WASHINGTON

  1. anupampatra
    September 6, 2012

    Lol. Lovely one

  2. magiceye
    September 6, 2012

    lol!! Brilliant!

  3. My Say
    September 6, 2012

    this is a perfect work of fiction 😀 … amazing laughter capsule inspired by facts of Indian politics

  4. kayemofnmyk
    September 6, 2012

    Have you seen idiots lol – ing in front of their screens? Here’s one.

    • shovonc
      September 9, 2012

      If you scooch down under the table, they won’t be able to see you.

      • kayemofnmyk
        September 9, 2012

        Haha. Want me to witness all those hands playing “pass the parcel”?

  5. surindernath
    September 7, 2012

    “Just as soon as we can get her afloat.”

    Yes after her recent surgery she is not 100% fit but these Italian item girls are always fit when it comes to “Tandav”. Yes sir they are ! Remember her recent, Coal India Coal Number ? 😀

    • RAJKRISHNAN NAIR
      September 10, 2012

      Oh dude the ‘coal india coal’ is nothing compared to the item no.s in the next cag report which will be on kg scam, and thoriam scam (that one is speculated to be nearly 48lac. Cr.)

  6. panchali
    September 7, 2012

    Hahahha…you are incorrigible! 😛

    • shovonc
      September 7, 2012

      It’s not me. It’s the news.

  7. Barb Drummond
    September 7, 2012

    I think Idi Armin was going to declare war but couldn’t figure out how to get his ships to an ocean. At least India has solved that one…..

  8. butimbeautiful
    September 14, 2012

    Silly Singh – all he needs to do is activate all those third column call centre terrorists.

    • shovonc
      September 15, 2012

      No one messes with call centre people. Thanks to their working conditions, a lot of them are psychos. Terrible things happen inside those buildings.

  9. Barb Drummond
    September 15, 2012

    You don’t mess with butchers either – great story from the 18th century of 3 highwaymen attacking one on the way to market with his tools of trade. one died, the other needed a surgeon, the other vanished.

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